2008 Woodie Awards
Delicious Delicacies
By Adam Freeland
3/28/07 - Fool's Gold
On Super Bowl Sunday, Taco Bell released what has come to be the pinnacle of non-hamburger related fast food dining. It has brought Taco Bell back to the height of its glory years, those of the "Yo Quiero Taco Bell" Dog.
These Taquitos are no ordinary run of the mill frozen Ortega taquitos. They are grilled fresh from real flour tortillas with steak and cheese. The recent lion commercials have lead to widespread rumors that each one is hand wrapped by Ricardo Montalbán himself.
Taco Bell knew that making the greatest taquitos ever wasn't enough. They went above and beyond by providing the most delicious sour cream dipping sauce. For all the inferior peoples of the earth, they have even offered salsa and guacamole.
Just like every great prime rib needs its wine, these taquitos need a liquid companion. That liquid companion is none other than Mountain Dew Baja Blast, available only at Taco Bell. This blue wonder liquid flows plentifully from the fountains to quench the thirst of those that truly know what it is to dine well.
These Taquitos are no ordinary run of the mill frozen Ortega taquitos. They are grilled fresh from real flour tortillas with steak and cheese. The recent lion commercials have lead to widespread rumors that each one is hand wrapped by Ricardo Montalbán himself.
Taco Bell knew that making the greatest taquitos ever wasn't enough. They went above and beyond by providing the most delicious sour cream dipping sauce. For all the inferior peoples of the earth, they have even offered salsa and guacamole.
Just like every great prime rib needs its wine, these taquitos need a liquid companion. That liquid companion is none other than Mountain Dew Baja Blast, available only at Taco Bell. This blue wonder liquid flows plentifully from the fountains to quench the thirst of those that truly know what it is to dine well.
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