2008 Woodie Awards
Fool's Gold Top Ten
Uses for the New RTD Bus Pass
By Mike Stone
9/3/07 - Fool's Gold
10) Riding the bus
9) "Picking up" Women on Colfax Ave.
8) Your last sheet of toilet paper
7) Bartering with the homeless
6) A drunken teleporter
5) Mobile home for off-campus students
4) "Porta-potty"
3) Finding the "missing link" seated next to you
2) An excuse to be late to class
1)Taking McLovin to get liquor
9) "Picking up" Women on Colfax Ave.
8) Your last sheet of toilet paper
7) Bartering with the homeless
6) A drunken teleporter
5) Mobile home for off-campus students
4) "Porta-potty"
3) Finding the "missing link" seated next to you
2) An excuse to be late to class
1)Taking McLovin to get liquor
Be the first to comment on this story