2008 Woodie Awards
"Week Jokes"
By Mike Stone
9/3/07 - Fool's Gold
Did you hear about Michael Vick's new bestiality film? It's called "Balls of Furry." -Mike Stone
The Vatican introduced the first Catholic "pilgrimage airline" last week. Flight attendants stress, "In the event of a water landing, please use Jesus as a floatation device." -Mike Stone
Nicole Richie spent 82 minutes in jail last week for DUI charges. Apparently, she escaped when she found she could fit through the bars. -Mike Stone
The Vatican introduced the first Catholic "pilgrimage airline" last week. Flight attendants stress, "In the event of a water landing, please use Jesus as a floatation device." -Mike Stone
Nicole Richie spent 82 minutes in jail last week for DUI charges. Apparently, she escaped when she found she could fit through the bars. -Mike Stone
Be the first to comment on this story