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Recent Issue Around the Mines Community
By Mike Stone
9/10/07 - Fool's Gold
The Chemistry Department is protesting Arthur Lakes Library for not displaying the Chem-E Swimsuit Edition. The school administration stands by the library staff.
Campus Police are in negotiations with the Physics department for renting a particle accelerator for better donut sprinkle placement. Settlement to come soon.
Bob Saget pops up at a Faculty Senate Meeting where alcohol is routinely served.
Derek Morgan's evil twin took over Student Activities three weeks ago. The real Derek is recovering in a marsh of marshmallows.
New student group decides their own grades. The socalled "Grade This" is recruiting.
Steve Jobs and Bill Gates tour Rec Center and get tangled on Rock wall after breaking their ankles.
Campus Police are in negotiations with the Physics department for renting a particle accelerator for better donut sprinkle placement. Settlement to come soon.
Bob Saget pops up at a Faculty Senate Meeting where alcohol is routinely served.
Derek Morgan's evil twin took over Student Activities three weeks ago. The real Derek is recovering in a marsh of marshmallows.
New student group decides their own grades. The socalled "Grade This" is recruiting.
Steve Jobs and Bill Gates tour Rec Center and get tangled on Rock wall after breaking their ankles.
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